What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 04:17
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
From 1 to 10, how dark is the Naruto fandom? Why?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Loons and Moons
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Everyone loved it.
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